Nobody really wanted the monkey costume, apparently, so now I’m going to practice advertising for that online store that sells wine racks, but this time in a very practical and unburdensome-to-my-readers way: I’m going to review a product that we quite frankly want as we anticipate heating our home with firewood.
(We’ve had a fire once so far, and it was great. We’re using the oil furnace some, too, just to try it out.)
This is what I will review, in just a few weeks, after it arrives: