Lettering in Blunt Honesty

Today not for the first time I required my students to write a letter to me.

“Any topic, any length,” I said. “Then read in your books.”

One student who is quite vocal in his distaste of me wrote:

“Dear Mr. Jacobs,

Sincerely,
T.B.”

I filled in the gap for him, in my response: “I think you’re a great teacher. I have decided to give you $5 every day just to show my appreciation.”

Another student wrote this after her short letter saying that she wanted to read instead of write: “PS. Shave your head it looks like theres grass growing on top through cement. NO OFFENSE!!”

I responded, “It’s marble.”

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