To My Senator

Thanks for letting me know about your “bring home manufacturing jobs” proposal. Another, simpler idea would be to send me a check with the stipulation that I spend it in the next three weeks. It wouldn’t be a problem at all for me to help out in that way.

Also, please raise our nation’s debt ceiling. It’s a good idea, according to The Economist magazine, which I subscribed to only because I had air miles to spend. It’s a great magazine.

Thanks again!