This year I am contributing to our school’s atmosphere of fun and appreciation for teachers by heading up a morning announcements “Two Truths and a Lie” game. Each week a different employee is featured; by the end of the week students have learned who the teacher is and what the truths are.
This is my week; I don’t think anyone’s yet figured out the lie (they still have until tomorrow morning to puzzle…):
1. I have an uncle-in-law who is a vice presidential candidate.
2. I have a scar on my neck from being attacked by a lizard in Nicaragua.
3. I played with a country band in medium security prison.