Wanted: Questions

Since people are better at making statements, telling stories, and spouting off in general than they are at asking thoughtful questions, it’s no surprise that my “Wanted: questions” email to my school division’s e-classifieds this week netted far fewer responses than did my previous “Wanted: advice” query, which brought made me nearly 40 pieces wiser.

Here are the questions:
1. Why is there always “one more” use of tooth paste in the tube no matter how many times you have said, “Let’s see if there is one more squeeze?”
2. When you look into a mirror, who do you really see?
3. Come here often? Are you going to eat that? Where are you going? And for Espanol: Donde esta el bano?
4. Why is it that we “Drive on the Parkway and Park in the Driveway”?
5. Are we there yet?
6. Does this look infected to you?