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    Biofuel: Oh, Nuts!

    A few weeks ago M headed out for a five-day hiatus from everyday life, leaving N and me to father-daughter bond and miss her dearly.

    N did much better than I, from all appearances.

    For example, when my mom called to say she was making a run to her favorite bulk foods store, N didn’t say, “Great! What should I get?” And then when my mom gave some suggestions, N didn’t say, “Great! We want some of that!”

    And when my mom said, “Don’t you want crushed pecans?” N didn’t say “Great! Get us five pounds!”

    “How about sliced almonds?”

    “Great! Get us five pounds!”

    “Walnuts?”

    “Great! Get us five pounds!”

    So I’ve been making nutty granola, perfect for fueling my bike rides to school:

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    Children’s Story

    While M and I haven’t yet decided on a church to call our own, we’ve apparently visited our most frequent haunt enough for N to feel at home.

    During Sunday morning’s service when the children were called front for their story, M asked me if I wanted to take N up, something neither of us have ever done. Half the time N’s in the nursery during the service, and she’s only twenty months old, so I’ve never really thought about her enjoying the story that much.

    “Do you want to go up for the children’s story?”

    “Yeah,” she said, wriggling down. She walked right out of our row and down the tile aisle.

    “Go with her,” M commanded. I scrambled out of my seat, but by the time I reached the back of the aisle where I could see her, N was tidily seated on the quilt spread for the kids, so I just waited there.

    She looked back at me; she looked around; she listened to the story and song; she took a turn playing with a toy brought forward by another little girl–and when the children’s time was over, she watched as all of the other children went back to their seats and the pastor started rolling up the quilt.

    “She doesn’t want to leave,” an old Bible professor and his wife chuckled as I retrieved her.

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    28″ Monkey Puppet Photo Contest

    A representative of an online store that sells kids furniture and more recently contacted me; thus this contest.

    Okay, so you know you’ve always wanted one of these:

    Well, here’s how you can get one (US and Canada residents only):
    1. Take one or two photos showing why you’ve always needed a full-body monkey puppet and/or what you think you’ll do with it if you win it.
    2. Email your photo(s) to me at goodbadiblog@gmail.com by the end of Friday, August 21. Your email address and full name will not be published on the blog.
    3. I will post all (appropriate) entries so that readers can vote for their favorites. Readers may vote as often as they like. Voting closes at the end of the day on Friday, August 28.
    4. The photographer whose photo wins will receive this puppet free and with no shipping and handling costs.

    Tell your readers about this contest by linking to this post and using the key words kids furniture to link to http://www.allchildrensfurniture.com! Doing this will bring you extra good luck in the grand scheme of all things.

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    Cleaning My Bro’z New Pad

    It was the kind of place where after I took off my sweaty shirt I hung it in the third story, almost-floor-to-ceiling window in hopes of blocking the outside-in view through the lacy curtain while I showered, avoided the dirty floor by stepping only on my discarded socks or nearby sneakers until getting in the tub (after stowing my towel in the fire escape ladder box rather than on the as-yet-uncleaned towel rack), and waited patiently as the water pressure ebbed to a trickle for several minutes (someone in a lower apartment must have been getting a drink) but then resumed its fully moderate strength.

    Before I took that Tuesday evening shower, my brother and I had hauled all of his earthly possessions from his old digs the four hours to the new place, carried it all up two long flights of narrow stairs–with the help of the landlord, who accepts cash only and offers (upon request) handwritten lease agreements and receipts for the monthly payments–and then puttered through what looked like a bad part of town and down a steep hill with a hairpin curve to a really nice, down home grocery store where Z spent over $340 to stock his kitchen.

    For about a dollar a square foot, with utilities, the apartment will actually be a quaint place–once it’s cleaned. After shopping we scoured the refrigerator, several cupboards, and the bathroom fixtures; Z said he would work on the floors, furniture, walls, windows, and whatever else on the next day, after I’d taken off for home.

    When M called to say goodnight, Z told her that I was providing cleaning inspiration and “leadership.” He handed the phone to me, and she asked, “Are you being anal?”

    M’s question was–no doubt here–probably in reference to the countless times I’ve gotten carried away in our dwellings with cleaning projects. Sometimes when I start scrubbing, it’s hard to stop, since there’s always more. Several months–I’m ashamed of that long time span–after we moved into our new house, I realized that our own bathtub needed a good scratch. I thought about this because we’d let Drano sit around the drain and ended up with (besides better drainage) a clean spot. I spent nearly two hours that night with a scrub pad and Kaboom making that tub and our bathroom sinks look right sparkly, and loved every bit of the cleanliness.

    “It needs it,” I said.

    Not shown in this picture are the leveling two-by-fours under the fronts of the stove, sink, and counters:

    Nails and staples hold the shower curtain to the wall:

    Room with a view:

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    Saving the Old

    I’m no interior designer nor am I overly sentimental, but using old parts of what we so uproariously have removed from our new old home makes me happy.

    Studs from the downstairs wall-no-longer act as bases for clothing hooks in several rooms:

    An old copper pipe–probably from within the same wall–is now my tie rod:

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    Church: New Wine

    I know of a church agency that has adopted the slogan “new wine, new wine skins” for their institutional makeover, certainly a deliberate choice over the option of “cut down the old stump so that something new will grow.”

    It’s nice that that particular agency is taking some looks at transforming itself, but for me it really is Church–not just any one agency or denomination–that needs a makeover. One of our former pastors commented to us last Saturday that young people are going to change the way church is done and how church looks. I started to mention how I’ve been thinking a lot about that sort of thing until M dug her elbow into my ribs to remind me that we’re not those young people anymore.

    But we’re still people, and ones who have been church scouting for a year, at that. We’ve pondered time and again what church has been or might–or mightn’t–be:

    1. A social club where we get to hang out with friends and other like-minded folk.
    2. A cohort focused on a particular mission to make the world a better place.
    3. A time for internal reflection and holy uplifting.
    4. A venue where our talents can be used to their fullest extent.
    5. A weekly event involving passive entertainment.
    6. A place where our comfort zones–theologically, socially, economically, etc.–are stretched and trespassed upon.
    7. A forum for intellectually stimulating theological discussion and debate.
    8. A self-help support group.

    Stumps aside, the new wine skins that Jesus was talking about might be just what young people and even old farts like me are going to end up looking for–or creating, if no one else has done so already. They will not be a refashioning of the church model of large Sunday morning gatherings, sermons, sharing time, offering, Sunday school, vacation Bible school, committees, policies, resolutions, and statements of faith, and whatnot, but a more holistic and organic something. And I don’t mean Facebook congregations or Twitter tweetdoms–I’ll leave those to the truly young, if they want them–but something real and modeled after what makes the most sense wherever such sense is to be had.

    Before any replacement model can be set up (and I’d say house churches are a pretty appealing way to go), I need for myself to know what I’m hoping to find in Church–and whether or not even looking for anything in particular is at all compatible with letting new wine ferment.