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    Forgiving Debts

    On Saturday our tenant, who was scheduled to move out by the end of September, informed us by email that she would not be paying her final month’s rent.

    “The check you received in the mail has already been canceled by the bank,” she wrote. “Please use the security deposit for the rent.”

    No. What about any damage or–more likely–unpaid bills that she might leave behind? And “canceled by the bank?” The bank had no way of even knowing she’d written the check to us; we’d not deposited it yet.

    I tried to reach her by phone, but she wouldn’t return phone messages or emails, and by Monday afternoon we concluded that she was avoiding us, probably knew the legal difficulties of eviction, and had every intention of shirking her financial commitment to us. We decided to follow the recourse as outlined in our rental contract: we gave her a five day “pay or quit” eviction notice.

    It felt rather heartless of us to do this, to evict her, her sister, and her two little children, even though they have close family in the area and already have their next house lined up.

    But being evictors felt even more irreconcilable when we realized the irony of our own private lenders’ concurrent consideration of debt forgiveness. (The townhouse’s market value is now half what we paid for it and we’re firmly under water; the lenders are considering a short sale or some form of friendly repossession so we won’t have the expensive headache of landlordship.)

    Indeed. Remember that story Jesus told? The one about the unforgiving servant who, having been forgiven his debt of 10,000 talents, went out and throttled the fellow servant who owed him 100 denarii?

    I left yet another phone message for our tenant, asking her to please call so that we could discuss options other than eviction. We were fully prepared to work with whatever her needs were, even to the point of forgiving the September rent.

    But we haven’t been able to talk with her. All we’ve received from her are angry emails detailing her Saturday move-out plans.

    We’re still waiting for word of our lenders’ decision, too.

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    Biofuel: Oh, Nuts!

    A few weeks ago M headed out for a five-day hiatus from everyday life, leaving N and me to father-daughter bond and miss her dearly.

    N did much better than I, from all appearances.

    For example, when my mom called to say she was making a run to her favorite bulk foods store, N didn’t say, “Great! What should I get?” And then when my mom gave some suggestions, N didn’t say, “Great! We want some of that!”

    And when my mom said, “Don’t you want crushed pecans?” N didn’t say “Great! Get us five pounds!”

    “How about sliced almonds?”

    “Great! Get us five pounds!”

    “Walnuts?”

    “Great! Get us five pounds!”

    So I’ve been making nutty granola, perfect for fueling my bike rides to school:

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    Cleaning My Bro’z New Pad

    It was the kind of place where after I took off my sweaty shirt I hung it in the third story, almost-floor-to-ceiling window in hopes of blocking the outside-in view through the lacy curtain while I showered, avoided the dirty floor by stepping only on my discarded socks or nearby sneakers until getting in the tub (after stowing my towel in the fire escape ladder box rather than on the as-yet-uncleaned towel rack), and waited patiently as the water pressure ebbed to a trickle for several minutes (someone in a lower apartment must have been getting a drink) but then resumed its fully moderate strength.

    Before I took that Tuesday evening shower, my brother and I had hauled all of his earthly possessions from his old digs the four hours to the new place, carried it all up two long flights of narrow stairs–with the help of the landlord, who accepts cash only and offers (upon request) handwritten lease agreements and receipts for the monthly payments–and then puttered through what looked like a bad part of town and down a steep hill with a hairpin curve to a really nice, down home grocery store where Z spent over $340 to stock his kitchen.

    For about a dollar a square foot, with utilities, the apartment will actually be a quaint place–once it’s cleaned. After shopping we scoured the refrigerator, several cupboards, and the bathroom fixtures; Z said he would work on the floors, furniture, walls, windows, and whatever else on the next day, after I’d taken off for home.

    When M called to say goodnight, Z told her that I was providing cleaning inspiration and “leadership.” He handed the phone to me, and she asked, “Are you being anal?”

    M’s question was–no doubt here–probably in reference to the countless times I’ve gotten carried away in our dwellings with cleaning projects. Sometimes when I start scrubbing, it’s hard to stop, since there’s always more. Several months–I’m ashamed of that long time span–after we moved into our new house, I realized that our own bathtub needed a good scratch. I thought about this because we’d let Drano sit around the drain and ended up with (besides better drainage) a clean spot. I spent nearly two hours that night with a scrub pad and Kaboom making that tub and our bathroom sinks look right sparkly, and loved every bit of the cleanliness.

    “It needs it,” I said.

    Not shown in this picture are the leveling two-by-fours under the fronts of the stove, sink, and counters:

    Nails and staples hold the shower curtain to the wall:

    Room with a view:

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    Saving the Old

    I’m no interior designer nor am I overly sentimental, but using old parts of what we so uproariously have removed from our new old home makes me happy.

    Studs from the downstairs wall-no-longer act as bases for clothing hooks in several rooms:

    An old copper pipe–probably from within the same wall–is now my tie rod:

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    Impressions

    The trailer across the road is impressively maintained. The four vehicles that sleep and leave there are quartered tidily at night, the lawn is mowed every few days, the outdoor swinging benches are appropriately parallel or perpendicular to the house, the trampoline and inflated pool are pristine.

    They had a party there, last night, with a little pavilion tent set up and a strange trumpet-like party favor that filtered into our own conversations with friends over homemade pizza, garden tea, cucumber salad, cole slaw, zucchini brownies and ice cream, and chocolate mousse.

    I made the slaw and pizza, the latter of which I was quite proud: two (with slightly burned bottoms) pepperoni pizzas with lots of sauce, cheese, and pepperoni; one a deep-dish cheese with squash-cubes-simmered-in-chicken-broth; and one a white pizza layered with sauteed onion and garlic, basil, mozzarella, Parmesan, and ground pepper.

    Before supper we took our visiting friends on a tour of our country life, milling about the garden talking corn and broccoli, admiring my newly organized trash heaps, noting the pre-gobbled blueberries, brainstorming about the cash crops we could grow in our front acre.

    My latest grandiose idea is to dig out a patio in the slope that is our back yard, but we currently have many other priorities. As I am able to work on the ones that require no money, I’ve finished moving the fence, finally, and restacked the naily lumber pulled from the downstairs wall in that hectic week before we moved in, and washed the windows, and this week I’ll maybe wash the baseboard heaters.

    They’re why I can do only free projects, those heaters. We bought a brand new oil-fired boiler for them. It’s a contraption that will keep us quite toasty, provided we use it, since we’re highly inclined to spend the money from selling the truck on firewood logs that I can saw and split right in our back yard and burn in our living room stove.

    The boiler–our insurance company required some sort of heat as a backup to the wood stove–was a bugger to put in, from what the installers said.

    “I’d like to shoot the man who ran these pipes,” said the grizzled man, not the one–this week, anyway–who smoked in our basement. “That newer bathroom? The pipes runs behind the tub. If they bust-es, that whole tub’ll have to be torn out.”

    One of my free projects is that I’ve been in charge of N and food the past few weeks, too, since M is teaching mornings and planning afternoons. (As I tell people, she’s getting more of a summer vacation than I am.) N helps me with outside jobs, requires me to stop for snacks, pulls book after book off the shelf for me to begin reading to her, and begs for rides in the wagon which is no longer functional because I broke yet another wheel by loading up too many fence posts.

    All this work has cultivated in me a stellar appetite, if I didn’t have one before. On Thursday I got the urge to make a rhubarb crisp, so M cut some stalks while I decided that the single recipe of crumbs looked piddly, doubled the 9×13″ recipe and laid the crumbs twice as thick.

    I’m glad our visiting friend last night informed us that a nutritionist friend of hers claims that butter is a good fat, because we ate the whole crisp–including the crumbs’ two sticks of the divine paste–in two sittings. Practically speaking, anyway. M didn’t want seconds in that second sitting, so I saved a small bit for her to finish yesterday.

    “You shouldn’t tell everyone that,” M said after I told our friends about the crisp. “It’s so embarrassing.”

    Embarrassingly delicious, at least.

    Embarrassed or not, we still had fun with our friends. With them we coined the phrase “chafing at the theological bit” to describe how we sometimes feel in church. I felt a bit of that sort of exasperation this morning as the pastor noted that the denominational delegates at national conference last week resolved to uphold the church’s current human sexuality statements, yet continue in dialogue with people who also want blessings for same-sex couples. What better way to say nothing?

    In my college newspaper editorials I sometimes wrote against the university’s controversial building plan, but as I lost my innocence–realized that what I thought really didn’t matter–I instead turned to more personal thoughts of irrelevance, like how I never kept my hands in my pockets when I climbed or descended stairs, in case I tripped. But somehow one of the friends who visited last night, someone I really didn’t know well at college, still remembers my speaking out against the new building ideas.

    I asked the only guest among us who attended a different college what he thinks he’s remembered for. “Boxy,” was his quick reply, and described his cardboard box and duct tape “backpack” that he used all four years.

    We asked his wife if she would have been seen with him.

    “Not in college,” she said.

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    Conspiracies

    No truths, half truths, whole truths, you never know.

    The other day our neighbor farmer asked if he can truck through our pasture when he hauls cattle.

    “Sure,” I said, relieved that he at least asked permission and didn’t just assume that privilege.

    Yesterday, though, we noticed the not-trespassing tractor trailer unloading…not cattle, but hay.

    (Which is not a problem, really.)

    On Monday I finally called our tenant about her July rent.

    “Oh, I’m sorry,” she said when she returned the call. “I’m coming down to a town near yours tonight; can I stop by on my way home to drop off the check?”

    When she pulled in, the check was from her grandmother, who lives in that town near ours. “And the toilet’s not working,” she said. “I put in a $10 part, but I think that’s not the problem, and I know what to try next.”

    “I’ll see about coming up to check it,” I said. I looked at the check. “We should probably add on the late fee to this,” I said.

    “Oh.” She’s had to pay it twice before. “How much is that?”

    Totally not wanting to travel up the interstate again, I finally suggested that she take care of the rest of the toilet in lieu of paying the late fee. She jumped at the proposal; maybe that’s what she’d been getting at all along, which suits me fine, provided the toilet was actually broken.

    (“Just ask her for the old parts,” a friend later suggested to me.)

    Not that I’m above any of this truth-related telling:

    Today the oil-fired boiler installers were smoking in our basement. I thought about asking them to keep the cigarettes away from the house, as “my wife has a deadly reaction to them.”

    I didn’t work up the nerve, though.

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    The Third Toddler (Almost)

    On Sunday afternoon we went on a walk and came home with a dog. Well, it came home with us.

    When it first saw us, it let out a bark and then bounded down the hill towards us. My impression was that it was friendly, but I held up my foot to stop it; it bounced around us and the stroller, tail wagging.

    “Go home, doggy,” we told it (N kept saying, “Bow-wow”) but it wouldn’t go, so I checked its tag: “Maizee” was its name. M called the phone number. “Thanks,” the lady said.

    It was both a bit disconcerting and fun, having it follow us. It chased the cars, seemingly wanting to head them off at the pass. It scared up a groundhog. It was cute, kind of like N, who had black raspberry–we’d been picking them along the road–stains all over her clothing and hands and face.

    By the time we reached our house, which it matched, it was still with us–alive, thankfully, after a couple very close calls with cars–and N was eager to get out of the stroller to watch the action (Bandida, the kitten, had already been treed by that time).

    “I bet the owner will show up and ask us if we want a dog,” I said to M. “I’d take it.”

    When the owner got out of his truck, he said, “Do you want a dog?”

    “If you’re serious, I really might,” I said. He launched into an advertisement: “We got her at the SPCA, she’s spayed and has her rabies shots, she’s friendly, she doesn’t bother cows, she’s too energetic and likes to run around, she’s a border collie/Australian shepherd mix, she’s one and a half years old, she loves to ride around, and she’s house trained.”

    I just wanted to jump out of my skin and say “Yes! Yes!” but my dear wife, at the moment banging around in the kitchen frying some potatoes for supper, has always played a more cautious tune when it comes to the doggification of our homestead. “I’ll talk with my wife, and if we’re interested, we’ll call you.”

    “I’ll talk it over with my wife, too,” he said. “We have to do something with it. I hate to keep it tied up, because it needs to run.”

    I looked up the breeds on my friend the Internet. I found that the dog would be perfect for N to trail after: it would be a working dog, protective, and very smart. I could give it some training and work to do this summer.

    M looked up the breeds on her friend the Internet. They herd children. They need to be with people all the time. If they don’t have a job to do, they become destructive.

    So…we haven’t called the man. Maybe we’ll get a mutt pup instead.

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    Free Music!

    Now available on our personal website (ourlastname.com): An as-complete-as-it-gets collection of my numerous (and, I warn you, rather vastly pathetic) songs that I wrote and recorded prior to marrying my (obviously) better half. The music is free to listen to and download (if you want to pay, there’s a place to donate).